Christmas Jokes for all!

Fun Christmas Jokes for the whole family! What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic. Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho. Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes. What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas? Sandy Claws. What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? Ribbon hood. Happy Holidays from everyone at Sport Durst!